Unquotable non-quotes.

Madness is like Gravity.It just needs a little....push - The Dark Knight.

I really hate quotes - Me.

If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping . Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned” - Fight Club

"Inhale..exhale..smoke till your lungs fail" - Saras advice to all of us ;)

A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen. - Winston Churchill

You complete Me - Joker to Batman (The Dark Knight)

Hope, it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength, and your greatest weakness.

Do you smell something kid? - Me.

All the Things i really Like are either Immoral, Illegal or Fattening. - Alexander Woollcott

I am feeling very much tired right now.actually,my neurons are very much annoyed with me.they love chocotate brownies.its nt tht thy ddin have any today,they ate 13 kgs of it.the thng is tht my WBC's are in a kind of cold war with my neurons and they did hate that kind gesture of mine towards the neurons.they eventually started fighting.thts nt it.this in turn annoyned my RBC's who were sleeping.they sleep around 16 hours a day, ask me and i will tell you how much they hate to be woken up in the middle of it.now they have revolted too. - Me.

Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. - The Departed.

I'm not in the business. I am the business.

Mia : Don't you hate that? Vincent : What? Mia : Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable? Vincent : I don't know. That's a good question. Mia : That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence - From Pulp Fiction.

"The teachings are not something out there in a book; what the teachings say is, 'Look at yourself, go into yourself, inquire into what is there, understand it, go beyond it', and so on. The teachings are only a means of pointing, explaining, but you have to understand, not the teachings, but yourself." - J.Krishnamurti

I belong to that breed of people who profess to dream,... who wear a slight smile while walking all by themselves...and who hum in tune to the song of life... - Me.

Each cut, each scar, each burn, a different mood or time. I told him what the first one was, told him where the second one came from. I remembered them all. And for the first time in my life I felt beautiful. Finally part of the earth. I touched the soil and he loved me back. - Some Movie.

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What's your name? -Me.

We travel just to travel.

Only through destroying myself can I discover the greater power of my spirit." - From Fight Club.

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh

You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. - Fight Club.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. - Some very pissed off chicken to me.

Without pain, without sacrifice, you would have nothing. - My toothbrush

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, its a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities." -Dr. Seuss

"It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts." - Some very intelligent guy.

I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. - The Departed.

"The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'." -- Larry Hardiman

I've come here to do two things...chew bubble gum and kick ass...right now I'm all out of bubble gum" - Some movie.

"ANYTHING YOU WANT! LET'S DO IT! LET'S DO IT! LET'S DO IT!"- Jim Morrison

"If you're frightened of dying & you're holding on, you see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels freeing you from the earth" - Danny Aiello (Jacob's Ladder)

I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid.......... then I ran some more - Somebody suffering from acidity

"I love her cause she doesn't need me" -Some enlightened soul.

I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. - FROM harry met sally

"You're puuuurdy, you smell like the inside of my mama's purse" -some stoned guy

I'm extravagant, impulsive and pragmatic all at the same time. I can be thoughtful and caring but my temper is also capable of hurting those I care for. I'm a bundle of contradictions; still trying to figure out what I truly want. I'm still running to stand still. - Me.

"Look at it this way...If all the computers in the whole world stop working atleast you will know what 2 plus 2 is"- Calvins Teacher

Have you ever had one of those days when life seemed terrible and everything in your world made you miserable?
But then have you had one such day and, in a moment -
maybe after a word from a loved one or friend,or a sudden flash of inspiration,
or even a physiological stimulus such as a cup of coffee,
realised things weren't so miserable after all?
Maybe even had tears of sorrow turn to tears of laughter?
And if those tears keep flowing
aren't they the same tears?
(Woody Allen- Melinda and Melinda )

All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for no one. - Donnie Brasco

God bless the internet - The Internet

Bill : Superman stands alone. Superman did not become Superman, Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he is Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red S is the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears, the glasses the business suit, that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak, unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race, sort of like Beatrix Kiddo and Mrs. Tommy Plumpton. - Kill Bill.

"Bite my shiny metallic ass"- Bender

"Problem solving, Right action, is listening to life as it changes, not memorizing rules" - Jiddu Krishnamurti

I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free. - From Shawshank redemption

In the quiet words of the virgin Mary... Cum again!?" - Snatch

Even in my dreams, I'm an idiot who knows he's about to wake up to reality. - Really.

"Children of immortal bliss - what a sweet,what a hopeful name!Allow me to call you ,brethren,by that that sweet name -heirs of immortal bliss...You are the children of God,the sharers of immortal bliss,holy and perfect beings.You divinities on earth-sinners!It is a sin to call a man so;it is standing libel on human nature.
Arise!Awake!Awake from this hypnotism of weakness.None is really weak;the soul is infinite,omnipotent and omniscient.Stand up,assert yourself,proclaim the God within you,do not deny Him!Teach Yourselves,teach everyone your real nature,call upon the sleeping soul and see how it awakens.Power will come,purity will come,and everything that is excellent will come when this sleeping soul is roused to self conscious activity. - Swami Vivekananda

"Come on in, and try not to ruin everything by being you." - As good as it gets.

I don't take nething seriously,my life is a joke.so there's no need to write" i was kiddin",thats my default understanding - Me.

Are you ok? - Me.

Really? - Me.

"It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming, but who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself for a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows, in the end, the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat." - Thoedre Roosevelt.

When i die, i hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is. - Ayn Rand

Never forget that everything Hitler did in Germany was legal. - Martin Luther King Jr

"I got everything I need right here with me. I got air in my lungs, a few blank sheets of paper. I mean, I love waking up in the morning not knowing what's gonna happen or, who I'm gonna meet, where I'm gonna wind up. I figure life's a gift and I don't intend on wasting it. You don't know what hand you're gonna get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you...to make each day count."- Jack Dawson ; Titanic

You got a dream, you gotta protect it. People can't do something themselves, they wanna tell you that you can't do it. You want something? Go get it. Period.Don't ever let someone tell you, you can't do something. Not even me - Pursuit of happYness.

Life is full of Crap.Even Crap gets beautiful when it is looked the way it needs to be.Define Crap.REdefine Life. - Me.

what a comfort to find out you're losing your mind when you re-realize that it's not the first time. burnt the beyond when you learned how to fly just to learn later on that there isn't a sky..."

Space...It seems to go on and on forever...but then you reach the end and the gorilla starts throwing barrels at ya.."- Fry

Do not have any attachments. Do not have anything in your life, that you are not willing to let go in 30 seconds flat, if you spot the heat around the corner. - From Heat.


how many lives do we live? how many times we die? they say we all lose 21 grams at the exact moment of our death... everyone. and how much fits into 21 grams, how much is lost? when we lose 21 grams, how much goes with that? how much is gained? how much is gained? ... 21 grams... the weight of a stack of 5 nickels... the weight of a humming bird... a chocolate bar... how much the 21 grams weigh? - depressed 21 Grams.